![]() ![]() He wants to tell you he needs my heart back. Did your license get suspended for driving all the guys crazy?.If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’.If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’.Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.You know, I thought Disneyland is the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?.I bet you ten bucks you’re going to turn me down.Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?.Your hand looks heavy-can I hold it for you?.You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’. ![]() I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?.Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night!.I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my head. ![]() I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift.I don’t want you falling for anyone else. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!.Could you try calling it to see if it works? I think there’s something wrong with my phone.Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you.I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.The more of you I drink in, the better I feel. You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me-I’ve been looking a long time.No wonder the sky is gray-all the color is in your eyes.I was wondering if you could tell me… If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?.So, aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?.I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Well then, please start.There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!.I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. ![]()
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